 THE SICK BUSINESSMAN'S PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY PRESENT A GAME SHOW BY: THE SICK BUSINESSMAN STARRING: THE SICK BUSINESSMAN PRODUCED AND DIRECTED BY: THE SICK BUSINESSMAN BASED ON THE IDEA BY: THE SICK BUSINESSMAN SPECIAL EFFECTS BY: ...... WAIT FOR IT..... CAN YOU GUESS ..... THE GOBLIN (AH I FOOLED YOU THERE DIDN'T I). Yes actually the Goblin helped (eventally) a lot with this new game show as did the Elf, Pixie and the Leprechaun. The airy did nothing though, by airy I mean General E Good. Quite incidentally the show is going to be put on at the same time as the General's beloved Babylon 5 (See July report for details). I expect the audience figures to be triple that of Babylon 5. So I expect 6 people a week to watch it. Although you can't really say 2 people watch Babylon 5 as the General watches it with his dog Churchill.....You know the dog, which does the insurance adverts. Anyway my game show involves contestants helping old ladies to cross roads. The money they win grows as the road gets harder so heroes a typical prize list Quiet Country road: 10 Busy Country Road: 100 Busy Ring Road: 1,000 The M25 (AKA - A Car Park): 10,000 A quite Motorway (?): 100,000 San Francisco: 1,000,000 P.S. Thanks to the person (Mr. E) who sent me a dead horses head for putting in my bed. It's just a wonderful gift I placed it next to the moose head. I haven't got any old women, contestants or a name for a show, so if you could help me contact me at: Sick Palace Millionaires Boulevard Barbados or e-mail me at: businessman@pobice.co.uk FastCounter by LinkExchange
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