I haven't written in a while because of my exams. I am studying Penguinology, Swedish and their dog license identification numbers plus the activities of psychic psychopaths in this psychedelic society and their Psychiatrists who also claim to see into the future, being arrogant. Anyway my second money making film "Con the Buses," is a cross between"Con Air" and "On the Buses." It stars Blakey as a psychopath who takesover Bus Force One, on which the president of the U.S.A has happened to have left his diary on. Only the Butler can save the presidents diary from getting into the hand of the press. The money it should bring will all go to my Swedish bank account, err I mean my "Save The Penguins" charity. If you would like a part in my new movie or have any suggestions, comments or donations please contact me at : On the Jules Rimet Trophy (England) Stade de France Paris France or e-mail me at:business_man@usa.net
AND TO RESPOND TO THIS MONTH'S REPORT:
While my counterpart was studying for his wasteful but oh so appropriate exams I havebeen assigned to Earth Force Command attemptingto halt the inexorable advance of the MercilessMinbari bent on the annialition of mankind. However on weekends when not defending theEarth I take great interest in the world of films. This latest production of insanity on film seems even worse than my Nemesis' first foray into the Movies. Firstly I see no connection with "Con Air" or anyconvicts at all, a typical oversight by this fool inthe bikini of common sense. Also the Diary of the U.S President can't be on a busbecause I hid it safely, although you did not read that. This plot won't last ten minutes and then audience less than five, I shall take immense pleasure watching it bomb like Idid with Bagdad. Anyway the Minbari are moving toward the Epsilon Eridani Colonyso I must leave on the first Destroyer out, until after theBattle, farewell and hold the line against the darkness. (Unnofficial advertisment for "Babylon 5, in the Beginning") | |
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